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Finally — a piece of corporate motivation you can actually relate to.
This mug captures the true spirit of modern professionalism: pretend to collaborate, act productive, and mentally check out halfway through the meeting. With sleek typography and a deadpan corporate aesthetic, it’s the perfect daily reminder that you can’t spell “teamwork” without “meh.”
Whether you’re surviving yet another strategy session or staring blankly into your coffee during your third “quick sync,” this mug keeps your sarcasm subtle and your caffeine levels optimized.
Perfect Gift For:
Anyone whose brain left the meeting 15 minutes ago
Masters of pretending to take notes
Professionals running on caffeine and existential dread
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Optimize. Synergize. Disassociate. - Mug
$15.00 USD
This mug captures the true spirit of modern professionalism: pretend to collaborate, act productive, and mentally check out halfway through the meeting. With sleek typography and a deadpan corporate aesthetic, it’s the perfect daily reminder that you can’t spell “teamwork” without “meh.”
Whether you’re surviving yet another strategy session or staring blankly into your coffee during your third “quick sync,” this mug keeps your sarcasm subtle and your caffeine levels optimized.
Perfect Gift For:
Anyone whose brain left the meeting 15 minutes ago
Masters of pretending to take notes
Professionals running on caffeine and existential dread
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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