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Physically present. Mentally… somewhere on a beach with no Wi-Fi.
The Out of Office (Emotionally) Tee is your official uniform for pretending to care during meetings you didn’t need to be in. Soft, minimalist, and brutally honest — it says what your Slack status wishes it could.
Perfect for casual Fridays, existential Mondays, or any day that ends with you questioning your career choices.
Perfect Gift For:
Office comedians, burnout veterans, remote-work warriors, and anyone whose emotional availability has been on “Do Not Disturb” since 2020.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Out of Office (Emotionally) T-Shirt Wht Text
$19.99 USD
The Out of Office (Emotionally) Tee is your official uniform for pretending to care during meetings you didn’t need to be in. Soft, minimalist, and brutally honest — it says what your Slack status wishes it could.
Perfect for casual Fridays, existential Mondays, or any day that ends with you questioning your career choices.
Perfect Gift For:
Office comedians, burnout veterans, remote-work warriors, and anyone whose emotional availability has been on “Do Not Disturb” since 2020.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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