Low Pay, High Anxiety - Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

For anyone who’s ever muttered “I don’t get paid enough for this.”

For those who run on caffeine, chaos, and questionable life choices — the “Low Pay, High Anxiety.” Water Bottle is your new morning ritual companion.
It’s more than just a mug; it’s a cry for help disguised as corporate humor. Perfect for sipping coffee during “quick syncs” that last an hour, or for silently communicating your emotional state during yet another “optional” meeting.

Designed for durability and maximum sarcasm, this bottle pairs perfectly with burnout, bad bosses, and mediocre leadership.

Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation. Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw. 32 oz (950 ml). Height: 9. 92″ (25. 2 cm). Diameter: 3. 54″ (9 cm). Glossy finish. Rotating handle. Comes with an anti-slip patch. Blank product sourced from China. Disclaimers:. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Light pressure might be needed to close the lid during the first uses, as it can take a few times for the straw to take the appropriate shape inside the bottle. This product is made on demand. No minimums.