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Introducing the official uniform of corporate despair: the FUcorp Polo. Perfect for surviving budget blowouts, vibe-based performance reviews, and “optional” team-building exercises. FUcorp is the gold standard in micromanagement, passive-aggressive emails, and leadership that says “we’re a family” right before layoffs.
This shirt is for anyone who’s ever been CC’d into oblivion, forced to attend a vision board meeting, or asked to “cover one more role” during a hiring freeze. Wear it to your next reorg, holiday party, or while crying in the supply closet.
• 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique
• Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit that runs large
• Flat knit collar and cuffs
• Metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims
• Side vents for breathability
• Blank product sourced from Ethiopia
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
FUcorp Corporate Polo
$30.00 USD
This shirt is for anyone who’s ever been CC’d into oblivion, forced to attend a vision board meeting, or asked to “cover one more role” during a hiring freeze. Wear it to your next reorg, holiday party, or while crying in the supply closet.
• 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique
• Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit that runs large
• Flat knit collar and cuffs
• Metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims
• Side vents for breathability
• Blank product sourced from Ethiopia
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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