"Don't Jump" Above My Paygrade Podcast - Unisex Sweatshirt

For Coworkers who’ve already mentally resigned & Podcast fans who understand that corporate life is the joke.

For the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally unavailable — The Don't Jump Sweatshirt captures that exact moment you realize the next meeting could push you over the edge (metaphorically, of course).

Featuring the Above My Paygrade Podcast logo in gritty, distressed typography with silhouetted figures of corporate warriors on the brink, this shirt is the unofficial uniform for anyone barely holding it together between Teams calls.

Darkly relatable — it’s not just a T-shirt, it’s therapy you can wear.

Celebrate your unique voice and style with this comfortable and durable sweatshirt, designed for those who dare to express themselves.

The Gildan 18000 Sweatshirt delivers softness and warmth in a timeless crewneck style. With a sturdy build and smooth surface for decoration, the Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt is perfect for layering, casual wear, or custom designs that stand out season after season. 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Fabric weight: 8. 0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²). Pre-shrunk. 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex. Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel. Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem. Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle. Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador or Honduras. Disclaimers:. Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant. This product is made on demand. No minimums.