"Don't Jump" Above My Paygrade Podcast - Tee

For Coworkers who’ve already mentally resigned & Podcast fans who understand that corporate life is the joke.

For the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally unavailable — The Jumper Tee captures that exact moment you realize the next meeting could push you over the edge (metaphorically, of course).

Featuring the Above My Paygrade Podcast logo in gritty, distressed typography with silhouetted figures of corporate warriors on the brink, this shirt is the unofficial uniform for anyone barely holding it together between Teams calls.

Soft, breathable, and darkly relatable — it’s not just a T-shirt, it’s therapy you can wear.

100% cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Fabric weight: 5. 0–5. 3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²). Pre-shrunk jersey knit. Open-end yarn. Tubular construction. Taped neck and shoulders. Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem. Tear-away tag. Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico. Disclaimers: . Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. Important: The supplier of this product is switching to a new single collar topstitch, so you might receive a mixed stock of both single and double topstitch shirts for some time. This product is made on demand. No minimums.