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Light this candle, take a deep breath, and pretend you’re not on your fifth “quick sync” of the day. The Optimize. Synergize. Disassociate. candle sets the mood for peak professional detachment — perfect for zoning out during yet another PowerPoint presentation or silently questioning your life choices between emails.
With a clean, modern design and a scent that says “I’m fine” (but in a cry-for-help kind of way), this candle is ideal for anyone trying to manifest inner peace in a fluorescent-lit world.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
Optimize. Synergize. Disassociate. Candle
$20.00 USD
With a clean, modern design and a scent that says “I’m fine” (but in a cry-for-help kind of way), this candle is ideal for anyone trying to manifest inner peace in a fluorescent-lit world.
• 100% natural soy wax
• 100% cotton wick
• Glass jar size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1 cm × 8.9 cm)
• Sticker size: 3″ × 2″ (7.62 cm × 5.08 cm)
• Product weight: 9 oz (255 g)
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
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