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Stay hydrated while your soul evaporates. The FUcorp Stainless Steel Water Bottle is engineered for surviving endless meetings, vibe-based performance reviews, and “strategy sessions” that go nowhere. FUcorp is the global leader in passive-aggressive leadership, budget blowouts, and motivational emails that say “Let’s finish strong!” while your dignity quietly exits the building.
Whether you're rage-walking to HR or fake-smiling through another meeting, this bottle keeps your drink cold, your sarcasm sharp, and your boundaries... negotiable.
• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
FUcorp Stainless steel water bottle
$26.50 USD
Whether you're rage-walking to HR or fake-smiling through another meeting, this bottle keeps your drink cold, your sarcasm sharp, and your boundaries... negotiable.
• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.
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